January 2012
My date abanodnned me 4 minutes before midnight. SO I’M SPENDING IT WIR UOU FINE FOLK. HPAPU NEW YEAR. A WHOLE BOTTLE OF CHAPGANE TO MYSELF.
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
December 2011
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My goal was to reach 300 followers by the end of the year. I reached 299 at some point early this morning but it doesn’t look like 300 is in the cards. But I just want to take a quick minute - before I’m too drunk to type coherently - and thank everyone for continuing to follow me, and to wish everyone a wonderful and reblog-filled 2012!
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This post exists only so stockardchanning can feel justified in continuing to track Ellie Bartlet.
Harry Potter is a better man than me.
We both spent out childhoods hating Severus Snape. He forgave; I never will.
(Seriously, though, tumblr is like the biggest Snape Adoration Jerk-off site ever. Sure, he turned out to be a hero, but did he have to be a constant asshole to Harry? Uhm, no.)
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This is the description of Cash Cab according to my cable box: “People climb into a taxi and unwittingly become contestants on a science-themed game show.”
Now, obviously this is a game show. But now imagine you knew nothing about this, and you thought it was a horror movie. Sounds pretty creepy to me.
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
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in other words, a description of my holiday break...
Did I just put whipped cream on my cereal?
Yes. Yes, I did.
Yes. Yes, it’s delicious.
Yes. Yes, I’m a fatty.
No. No, I don’t care.
I ordered copies of The Farnsworth Invention and A Few Good Men today! Sorkin fanboy life continues on…
apio:
Bartlet: Charlie, I wanna hire a woman whose voice I think would fit in nicely around here. She’s a conservative Republican. You think I should do it? Charlie: Absolutely, Mr. President. …Cause I’m told that theirs is the party of inclusion.
I sound like an angsty 15 year old, but at age 21, I cannot stand to be around my Mom for more than a day or two. She’s just so bad for my mood.
“The world lost Steve Jobs and we’ll miss him dearly. But thanks to a Horcrux he...”
– Chris Hardwick in his rhyming recap of 2011 on the Nerdist year end special. (via popculturebrain)
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I’m wearing jeans with a hole in the crotch region but I don’t even care because they’re comfy as shit and fuck da h8rz.
“It was a splendid morning too. Like the pulse of a perfect heart, life struck...”
– Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway (via quoteplace)