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pineforcedars replied to your post: You guys, does Safari not have a Chrome-like…
i don’t know if it’s the same thing but you can turn on private browsing from the main safari menu
homoneurotica answered your question: You guys, does Safari not have a Chrome-like…
private browsing, but we all know you’re looking at porn now, so there’s no point.
Ahh, thanks!
And nooo, I’m online gift shopping. For my, erm, girlfriend. In Canada. Where I live. And where she lives. AND WHERE WE HAVE LOTS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
CJ, in reference to Sam’s dorkiness
I would’ve been all over Sam in high school. Even a half Sam would’ve been good. Fuck, I’d take a tenth of Sam and be happy.
BTW, Martha Stewart selected Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close as Best Picture on her New York Times Oscar ballot. Bye!
Oh my god Martha, I love you. Is it sad that she’s a 60+ business woman and I’m a 21 year old male and we have the same taste in movies? NOPE.
Also, I’m really sick of feeling guilty about liking EL⁣ I wish all the Oscar bloggers and general haters would realize that there’s way worse fare on the slate this year *hem hem* Hugo and Midnight in Paris.
Everybody does lists of the hundred greatest movie lines of all time. “You can’t handle the truth!” always seems to be in there, which is very nice to see. But for me, the best line will always be: “We’re going to need a bigger boat.”
You’re allowed one fuck in PG-13. The rules are silly. Not all fucks are equal and not all cocksuckers are equal.
All being finished means is that you haven’t started yet.
I was going to say “look at this GQ mother fucker,” but in light of the publication, I’ll adjure everyone to LOOK AT THIS ESQUIRE MOTHER FUCKER. *intelligence swoon*
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