Lucas is an award-watching blogger best known for his witty, moving and erudite portrayals of the human experience through video embeds, memes and photoshopped images that he didn’t make. Lucas is twenty-one. He lives in Toronto. Alone.Tumblr (3.0; @pitypie)http://www.pitypie.com/<p>Aww shucks, thanks ma’am! That’s ever so kind of you. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxagqhGQt1qac8ba.gif"/></p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18217136065http://www.pitypie.com/post/18217136065Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:24:32 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt7lhbtpr1r8q65qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/18205309378" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/1Wz2g" target="_blank"><strong>FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18212278643http://www.pitypie.com/post/18212278643Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:06:35 -0500FUCKING BRILLIANT<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx5nuI0lA1qmz7xeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18211180037http://www.pitypie.com/post/18211180037Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:48:58 -0500BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE.AJNNEY IS THE BEST<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzheojFi51qzf76so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>happiness is my default position</em></p> </blockquote>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18210945965http://www.pitypie.com/post/18210945965Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:45:11 -0500Toby is the best.<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx4uirw0O1qbc31qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18209740936http://www.pitypie.com/post/18209740936Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:25:44 -0500SO PURTY<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwxaotgEG1r8xziyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18209484733http://www.pitypie.com/post/18209484733Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:21:36 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq1usKhwx1qa4iewo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq1usKhwx1qa4iewo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://racheljingles.tumblr.com/post/17987285129/no-touching" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">racheljingles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>no touching! </p></blockquote>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18209464109http://www.pitypie.com/post/18209464109Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:21:16 -0500<p><strong><a href="http://pineforcedars.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_a0b1b10e179b_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://pineforcedars.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">pineforcedars</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200273614/pineforcedars-replied-to-your-post-you-guys-does" target="_blank">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200273614/pineforcedars-replied-to-your-post-you-guys-does" target="_blank">pineforcedars replied to your post: You guys, does…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>one of the guys i went to middle school with said he had an online girlfriend from canada and we all believed him. now I wonder if we were all had.</blockquote> <p>Well, to be fair, I <em>have</em> known a few people who have had real/internet/whatever boyfriends from the US - ergo, there are actually Canadian girlfriends out there. I don’t have an American boyfriend, though. And i’m most certainly not a Canadian girlfriend. That I know of.*</p> <p>*There’s probably some creep who has pictures of me in his/her house and pretends we’re in love. </p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18204511710http://www.pitypie.com/post/18204511710Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:59:48 -0500pineforcedars<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly00zdCdyy1qlmuhbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18202298149http://www.pitypie.com/post/18202298149Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:20:02 -0500This is really amazing.<p>I was planning on going to do some work at a coffee shop this afternoon - new Mac in tow because I’m feeling extra white today - but this weather is prohibitively disgusting. Looks like I’m going to tumblr and movie watch all day. God bless reading week. </p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18201241338http://www.pitypie.com/post/18201241338Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:59:14 -0500<p><strong><a href="http://homoneurotica.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_2cf347c85890_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://homoneurotica.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">homoneurotica</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200273614/pineforcedars-replied-to-your-post-you-guys-does" target="_blank">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200273614/pineforcedars-replied-to-your-post-you-guys-does" target="_blank">pineforcedars replied to your post: You guys, does…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>ew snatch</blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwxyuBsDQ1qac8ba.gif"/></p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18201019682http://www.pitypie.com/post/18201019682Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:54:33 -0500homoneurotica<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvlbeFrAy1qcvteuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200854802http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200854802Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:51:06 -0500<3 AARON SORKIN YOU BETTER PUT THEM ON THE NEWSROOM<p><strong><a href="http://pineforcedars.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_a0b1b10e179b_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://pineforcedars.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">pineforcedars</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18199958259/you-guys-does-safari-not-have-a-chrome-like" target="_blank">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18199958259/you-guys-does-safari-not-have-a-chrome-like" target="_blank">You guys, does Safari not have a Chrome-like…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>i don’t know if it’s the same thing but you can turn on private browsing from the main safari menu</blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://homoneurotica.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_2cf347c85890_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://homoneurotica.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">homoneurotica</a></strong> answered your <strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18199958259/you-guys-does-safari-not-have-a-chrome-like" target="_blank">question</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://www.pitypie.com/post/18199958259/you-guys-does-safari-not-have-a-chrome-like" target="_blank">You guys, does Safari not have a Chrome-like…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>private browsing, but we all know you’re looking at porn now, so there’s no point.</blockquote> <p>Ahh, thanks!</p> <p>And nooo, I’m online gift shopping. For my, erm, girlfriend. In Canada. Where I live. And where she lives. AND WHERE WE HAVE LOTS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.</p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200273614http://www.pitypie.com/post/18200273614Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:38:37 -0500pineforcedarshomoneurotica<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt442CkcE1rnzm51o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewestwingthings.tumblr.com/post/18193720829/cj-in-reference-to-sams-dorkiness" target="_blank">thewestwingthings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CJ, in reference to Sam’s dorkiness</p> </blockquote> <p>I would’ve been all over Sam in high school. Even a half Sam would’ve been good. Fuck, I’d take a tenth of Sam and be happy. </p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18196238273http://www.pitypie.com/post/18196238273Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:07:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwg7uIejE1qb3920o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://-saturdaynightlive.tumblr.com/post/18186449754/btw-martha-stewart-selected-extremely-loud-and" target="_blank">-saturdaynightlive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BTW, Martha Stewart <a href="http://oscars.nytimes.com/ballot/martha-stewart" target="_blank">selected</a> <em>Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close</em> as Best Picture on her New York Times Oscar ballot. Bye!</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god Martha, I love you. Is it sad that she’s a 60+ business woman and I’m a 21 year old male and we have the same taste in movies? NOPE.</p> <p>Also, I’m really sick of feeling guilty about liking EL&IC; I wish all the Oscar bloggers and general haters would realize that there’s way worse fare on the slate this year *hem hem* <em>Hugo</em> and <em>Midnight in Paris</em>.</p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18193308921http://www.pitypie.com/post/18193308921Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:56:52 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdf1eT1nb1rnp0bso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the words of a special 31-year old hotel heiress, I LOVES IT!</p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18176853015http://www.pitypie.com/post/18176853015Fri, 24 Feb 2012 00:59:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvrrbJ5D91qcmlhpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span><strong>Everybody does lists</strong> of the hundred greatest movie lines of all time. “You can’t handle the truth!” always seems to be in there, which is very nice to see. But for me, the best line will always be: “We’re going to need a bigger boat.”</span></p> <p><span><strong>You’re allowed</strong> one <em>fuck</em> in PG-13. The rules are silly. Not all <em>fuck</em>s are equal and not all <em>cocksucker</em>s are equal.<span><br/></span></span></p> <p><span><strong>All being finished</strong> means is that you haven’t started yet.<span><br/></span></span></p> <p><a href="http://www.esquire.com/features/what-ive-learned/meaning-of-life-2011/aaron-sorkin-interview-0111" target="_blank">-Aaron Sorkin for Esquire</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I was going to say “look at this GQ mother fucker,” but in light of the publication, I’ll adjure everyone to LOOK AT THIS ESQUIRE MOTHER FUCKER. *intelligence swoon* </p>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18176655349http://www.pitypie.com/post/18176655349Fri, 24 Feb 2012 00:53:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvur5zqSa1qak0fco1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvur5zqSa1qak0fco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvur5zqSa1qak0fco4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvur5zqSa1qak0fco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18176485312http://www.pitypie.com/post/18176485312Fri, 24 Feb 2012 00:49:00 -0500GlendonGlendon CollegeYork UniversityTorontoGL<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzu83gaR7J1r4nyq4o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://hush-syrup.tumblr.com/post/18122644605/gosford-park-2001-by-robert-altman" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hush-syrup</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>Gosford Park (2001) by Robert Altman</em></p></blockquote>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18172185580http://www.pitypie.com/post/18172185580Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:19:21 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfgb8wP80g1qaty8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.pitypie.com/post/18167308613http://www.pitypie.com/post/18167308613Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:57:51 -0500